Summer Camp

I remember reading recently that after the Vietnam War, American social morays regarding adolescence were drastically overhauled. So many young lives were senselessly destroyed that the nation collectively coddled its youth, swore it would never happen again, and basically let kids do whatever the fuck they wanted and never grow up. (More …)


Say Hello to New Music

MAGICK MOUNTAIN

I once got head while playing Final Fantasy VII. I distinctly remember climaxing while frantically trying to replenish my mana during an intense boss battle. If that wasn’t enough, this bombardment of stimuli occurred at that unique inflection point in a boy’s adolescence when thoughts of girls finally begin to overtake thoughts of video games. This particular blowjob, then, represented a conflation of the two best things the world then had to offer. (More …)