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MAGICK MOUNTAIN

I once got head while playing Final Fantasy VII. I distinctly remember climaxing while frantically trying to replenish my mana during an intense boss battle. If that wasn’t enough, this bombardment of stimuli occurred at that unique inflection point in a boy’s adolescence when thoughts of girls finally begin to overtake thoughts of video games. This particular blowjob, then, represented a conflation of the two best things the world then had to offer. (More …)